- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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