- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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