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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Knock Knock.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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