Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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