- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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