How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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