I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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