- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Balls

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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