How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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