Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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