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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is older than history?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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