- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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