- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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