Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Good job, son.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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