A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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