What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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