- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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