- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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