- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

If life gives you lemonade.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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