Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What page are you on The gay page.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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