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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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