- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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