- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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