Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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