- Anti Joke

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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