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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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