- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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