Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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