Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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