- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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