- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

So a bar walks into a man...

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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