- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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