- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

men's rights activists

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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