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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A jew enters a mall.

Knock Knock.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A jew enters a mall.

Knock Knock.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.