- Anti Joke

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor