Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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