- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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