- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Blacks

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Tunechi

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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