- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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