- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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