- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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