- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Men's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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