- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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