Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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