Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Anti Joke

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