What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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