- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Urban ghettos

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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