- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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