Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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men's rights activists

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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