- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??