- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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