- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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