- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

knock knock... ...no answer

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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