Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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