roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Good job, son.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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