- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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