patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Chicken

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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