What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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