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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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