Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Emily Walker.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Yellow People !!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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