What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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