Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

whats white and sticky? a white stick

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Anti Joke

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