- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Detroit has a low crime rate

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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