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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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