- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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