what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A jew enters a mall.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Knock Knock.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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