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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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