how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Roses are red.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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This is an anti- joke

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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