What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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