Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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