- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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