- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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