Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Small Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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