What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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