Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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