- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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